50 Question Questionaire
1. What is your name?
Elaine. My first name is Alma. But I go by Elaine, because few can argue that it is definately more attractive than Alma. Online I'm usually Elsma, which is a weird little pseudonym I devised about four years ago.
2. What color underwear are you wearing now?
Light Purply lilac-y color. You can see then through the large hole in my ass.
3. What are you listening to right now?
A lawn mower outside?
4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number?
49
5. What was the last thing you ate?
A piece of gum. Cinamon. Mmm.
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Uh... fire-engine red? Maybe? Then I just think of that part from My First Mister and go "ewww." So we'll leave this as an "I don't know," just to be safe.
7. How is the weather right now?
Unbelievably HOT.
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Chelsea, I think.
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite/same(if your gay) sex?
I guess that, like anyone, I notice physical appearances. If they are attractive to me or not. But I always factor in movement into that attractiveness -- I guess from thirteen years of dancing. But not so much grace, as just their mannerisms. I try to get a bit more of their personality from that, and from how they talk, usually. So, those three: phsyical, manneral, and vocal qualities.
10. Favorite Food?
God. I don't know. Garlic, if you would count that as a food (I eat it as a food, so why not?)
11. Favorite Drink?
I guess water. I always feel best after drinking water. Coffee's at a close second out fo necessity more than fondness.
12. Favorite Alcoholic Drink?
I'm weird -- I actually like beer. But I guess other than that I do like rum and coke.
13. Favorite place to shop?
Dlea Markets
14. Hair color:
Bright Red. Rather blotchily dyed. Next I'm thinking red, blonde and brown. Oh yeah.
15. Eye Color:
Green usually. They get a bit greyish-hazel at times.
16. Do you wear contacts?
No. My vision's good. Although I do look good in glasses
17. Top or Bottom?
-blush- Depends. If I'm a little bit bored I might take the top to get it over with. If I'm not in a hurry, the bottom. I'm not terribly creative, so I won't try and make it sound like I'm constantly in more positions than that.
18. favorite month?
I like May and December. My own reasons why.
19. Favorite Fast Food?
When I ate fast food, there was a place called Mac's that I'd always go to.
20. Last Movie you Watched?
A movie called "Proof". Nothing like the play. I didn't watch all of it, though.
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
Uh.... January 46th.
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Depends on the person. If they're really shy, I might take the opposing position. Vise versa, though.
23. Summer or Winter?
Both?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
Hmmmm, sometimes hugs are very awkward and not terribly satisfying. But then sometimes kisses can be a bit tiresome. I'll have to go with a slap on the ass.
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Vanilla. Makes me less thirsty afterwards... and too much chocolate is just... too much sometimes.
26. Do you want your friends to respond back?
What's there to respond to, exactly?
27. Who is most likely to respond?
The person who figures out what there is to respond to?
28. Who is least likely to respond?
The person as ignorant to the response-worthiness of this entry as I?
29. What books are you reading?
Anais Nin's Children of the Albatross, which I'm taking forever to read. And then I'm starting Lolita, which is aparently the story of my life (which worries me deeply).
30. favorite TV Show?
I don't really have a favorite. Ones that I watch the most are the X-Files reruns and... oh snap! I used to loooove the Tribe.
31. What's on your mouse pad?
Purple
32. Favorite board game?
Chess, because I'm reeeally funny when I lose.
33. What did you do last night?
Worked on a piece some, mostly just deciding what color to make the background, trying out different things. And I was at the dance studio until ninish.
34. Favorite Author?
I do like Neil Gaiman, as pulp-fantasy as he may be. I have to say I really relate toa lot fo the things Anais Nin writes about. And then I do love ee cummings, William Blake and Emily Dickenson. Arundhati Roy's a fucking genius.
35. Who inspires you?
I'm never inspired as much as enraged. That's what gets me going, makes me do things differently and work harder. Sometimes I'm just genuinely in awe of people, usually artists and performers, and am thus inspired.
36. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
Plain, actually.
37. Dogs or cats?
If I had to pick, it'd be cat. Less maintanence. I'm just not an animal person, though.
38. Favorite Flower?
Hmm... Whisteria is always really funky and uplifting to me.
39. What do you say when you wake up in the A.M.?
Whyyyy am I giving birth to an antelope and having a foursome with one person I've actually slept with, one person I would never sleep with and one person that doesn't actually exist?40. Do you still talk to your best friends from middle school?
Not that much. Sometimes, though.
41. What's on your desk?
Um... a telephone, iron pills, a candybar rapper, a hair clip, scissors, all computor-related mail such-and-suchs. Markers, two floppy disks, a calender and an assortment of crap left over from the garage sale.
42. Rock Concert or symphony?
Depends on what's playing. Usually I'd say rock concert, but I do like asome classical music.
43. Play or Opera?
Play. No opera, please.
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
No. I don't like guns, but I feel like at one point in my life I shoudl fire one, just so I can look at everything from that point of view as well as from my own.
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
Yes, unless it's for more than four hours.
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
Right
47. Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter?
Smooth. Easier to spread.
48. How many pillows do you sleep with?
ONe.
49. City and State you were born?
Gainesville, Florida
50. Ever hitchhiked?
Nope.
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